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If serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer can date Ariana Grande, why can’t I?

International pop superstar and smoke show, ArianaGrande said some disturbing things in a recent podcast appearance. You In US actor Penn Badgley’s podcast “Podcrushed”, Grande said she would like to go out to dinner with one of the scariest people of all time, serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer.

Ariana says she was “fascinated with serial killers when she was younger.” She continues, “(During a) question and answer session with fans, with fans who were young at the time… A parent said, ‘If you could have dinner with any person living or dead, who would it be?'”

Grande asks the boy’s parents, “Mom and dad, is it okay if I give the right answer?” They replied, “Sure, I guess. What’s the answer?” Ariana then replied, “I kid you not,” “Um, I mean, Jeffrey Dahmer is pretty fascinating.” What the hell, Grande?

She can hide behind the “What? I just want to pick his brain” nonsense all she wants. Because of all the people Ariana could have chosen, Dahmer may actually be the worst. I guess Adolf Hitler, John Wayne Gacy, and Osama bin Laden could outdo Dahmer, but that’s splitting hairs at this point, isn’t it?

If I were the child’s father, I would have run for the exit immediately. Listening to her music is one thing. But apparently Grande has a hard time saying normal things around children. Oh well. I’m not a father, nor is she a teacher.

So my approval rating for Ariana remains unchanged, unlike Dahmer’s victims. Ayo, too soon? All kidding aside, I’d let Grande play Dahmer to one of my family members for a date with her.

(Okay, that’s another joke).

To be clear: I can’t name a single song by the two-time Grammy winner. Nevertheless, she is objectively talented and damn good. Ariana’s Saturday Night Live Parts are hilarious and their Challenge music genres on “The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon” is fantastic.

Ultimately, Grande’s talents outweigh her craziness. While I wouldn’t hire her as a babysitter, she invites me to watch true crime documentaries, serial killer fanfiction, or even CNN with me.

Okay, that’s going a bit too far, but you get what I mean.

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